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[nadine_he_loves]

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[nadine_he_loves]

I don't think that's a raccoon like the ones from my world. Our raccoons are shorter and fatter and have a different kind of fur. And little hands. Also they're gray.

Yeah. Because unicorns aren't Earth animals.

[thearchangel]

They have hands? Hands. Next you'll tell me they steal your wallet.

[Are they like the shifty looking cow, Nadine??]



They
aren't?

[nadine_he_loves]

They steal your garbage.

No, they aren't. Not my Earth anyway. They might be here, though. And I'm pretty sure they exist in other worlds.

[thearchangel]

With their weird little hands. Like the shifty cows.

[Garrus, raccoons have normal hands, not weird chest hands.]

I thought humans talked about them. So I assumed they came from Earth.

[nadine_he_loves]

Sort of.

In a lot of Earth worlds, unicorns are in storybooks and fairy tales. Like mermaids.

[Oh god, does Garrus know what a mermaid is? Nadine doesn't think of that until after she sends the text.]

[thearchangel]

[... yeah. Yeah.]

A mermaid?

I don't know that one...

[nadine_he_loves]

[Oh god.]

It's a creature from mythology. Half fish, half human. It's not real in my world.

Don't worry about it.

[thearchangel]

Uh. Right...

[He's definitely picturing a fish with human legs.]

Anything else I should probably know about?