Oh. I think those look more normal when they're not shaved weird.
Look there's hundreds of dog breeds, just don't worry about it. Especially here. I own a winged rabbit thing and a giant blue emu, animals are extra weird here.
Okay, okay. I knew I should have watched more of that game show...
[Dog Or Not - the Citadel's most popular Earth-themed game show.]
And this is ... definitely a dog.
[He just doesn't want to be embarrassed the next time he talks to a person from An Earth, okay. And frankly, he's embarrassed himself plenty already around Nadine. So...]
Okay. Well... that's better than I thought I'd do.
Sorry - I know this probably isn't what you want to be spending your time doing. But the last time someone mentioned an Earth animal to me, I apparently got it confused with the ones with the horns on their faces.
I don't think that's a raccoon like the ones from my world. Our raccoons are shorter and fatter and have a different kind of fur. And little hands. Also they're gray.
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Oh. I think those look more normal when they're not shaved weird.
Look there's hundreds of dog breeds, just don't worry about it. Especially here. I own a winged rabbit thing and a giant blue emu, animals are extra weird here.
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[Dog Or Not - the Citadel's most popular Earth-themed game show.]
And this is ... definitely a dog.
[He just doesn't want to be embarrassed the next time he talks to a person from An Earth, okay. And frankly, he's embarrassed himself plenty already around Nadine. So...]
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....maybe?
[She isn't an animal person, she only knows so many dogs and animals in general. But it could be a dog. Or a raccoon? Or something else entirely.]
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Sorry - I know this probably isn't what you want to be spending your time doing. But the last time someone mentioned an Earth animal to me, I apparently got it confused with the ones with the horns on their faces.
Not elephants. The other one.
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You mean a rhino? Elephants don't have horns. They have tusks.
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Yeah - yeah the rhino. Not a unicorn.
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Yeah. Because unicorns aren't Earth animals.
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[Are they like the shifty looking cow, Nadine??]
They
aren't?
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No, they aren't. Not my Earth anyway. They might be here, though. And I'm pretty sure they exist in other worlds.
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[Garrus, raccoons have normal hands, not weird chest hands.]
I thought humans talked about them. So I assumed they came from Earth.
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In a lot of Earth worlds, unicorns are in storybooks and fairy tales. Like mermaids.
[Oh god, does Garrus know what a mermaid is? Nadine doesn't think of that until after she sends the text.]
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A mermaid?
I don't know that one...
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It's a creature from mythology. Half fish, half human. It's not real in my world.
Don't worry about it.
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[He's definitely picturing a fish with human legs.]
Anything else I should probably know about?